why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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