yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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