It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You were trust falling into bushes
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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