Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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