It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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