Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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