Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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