i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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