yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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