dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Small penises have feelings too.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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