Buhtt sex?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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