I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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