I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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