Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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