i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm at about main and main street
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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