So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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