i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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