she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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