I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
false alarm, still single
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