We're like a lot better than the average bears
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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