I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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