btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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