pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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