you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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