The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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