I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
