i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
What a dumb baby whore.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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