I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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