kristin has been a bad kristin
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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