we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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