Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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