batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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