afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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