Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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