I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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