Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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