I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
