I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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