So drunk, too bad you don't want this
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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