Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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