Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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