Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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