Whod you bang
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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