You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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