i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
