we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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