But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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