Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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