you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
it's like iHOP with fire
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
