Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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