My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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