I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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