this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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