problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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