So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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